Easter Jokes That Will Have Every Bunny Laughing – Perfect for Gift Cards & Messages
2025 Mar 25th
Easter is a time for gathering, gifting, and plenty of good-natured laughter. From festive brunches to egg hunts and chocolate treats, it’s a holiday full of fun—and nothing spreads cheer quite like a well-placed joke.
Whether you’re tucking a card into an Easter gift, writing a sweet message in a note, or making the kids giggle during the festivities, a light-hearted Easter pun or joke adds a memorable touch.
At Baskits, we love helping people connect through thoughtful gifts—and what better way to make your Easter message unforgettable than by pairing it with a clever laugh? Below, we’ve rounded up our favourite family-friendly Easter jokes you can include in your cards, messages, or even handwritten notes tucked into our Easter gift baskets.
And if you're still looking for the perfect surprise for your favourite bunnies, don’t worry—we’ve linked a few favourites from our Easter collection to help you hop in the right direction.
Eggcellent Easter Jokes (for Every Basket)
These are perfect for writing inside a card or including on a gift tag for a personal touch.
What did the Easter egg hide?
"It was a little chicken!"
Why don’t bunnies get hot in the summer?
"Because they have hare conditioning!"
What happens if you get married on Easter?
"You live hoppily ever after!"
What do you call an evil Easter egg?
"A practical yolker!"
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad?
"He was having a bad hare day!"
Add these to a card with our adorable Sweet Bunny plush—small, huggable, and perfect for toddlers or as a little Easter desk buddy.
Candy & Chocolate Chuckles
Add some sweetness to your message with these candy-themed zingers.
Why don’t we tell secrets at Easter?
"Because eggs crack under pressure!"
Why did the jellybean go to school?
"She wanted to be a Smartie!"
What kinds of stories do Easter eggs like?
"The ones with egg-citing endings!"
Why did the chocolate bunny bring a ladder?
"To reach new heights in sweetness!"
These jokes pair perfectly with something indulgent like the Truffle Tower—a tall, stunning gift filled with decadent chocolate truffles sure to impress. Add a joke to the gift tag for a little unexpected laughter!
Running Bunny Business – Hopping Good Jokes
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
"A receding hare-line!"
Why did the Easter Bunny go to therapy?
"He had too many emotional hare-raisers!"
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
"Egg-cercise and hare-obics!"
What do you call a rabbit who tells great stories?
"A hare-ative genius!"
Why did the bunny bring a drum to the Easter parade?
"Because he wanted to be a hare-drummer!"
Write these in a note card and tuck it into a basket alongside Blair the Bunny or Basil the Bunny—both charming plush companions that little ones will love.
Add a Laugh to Every Gift
Including a cheerful Easter joke is a small but thoughtful way to brighten someone’s day. Whether you’re putting together party favours, personalizing a custom Easter basket, or just sending a message of springtime cheer, a good pun never goes out of season.
Looking for something special to pair with your message? Consider:
- Avenue: A gourmet Easter basket filled with premium Canadian-made treats
- Grace (Faux Flowers): A spring-inspired gift perfect for adding elegance to Easter décor
- Basil, Blair & Sweet Bunny Plush Toys: A trio of cuddly friends for kids or bunny lovers of any age
Hop Into Easter With a Smile
Laughter is one of the best ways to bring people together—and Easter is the perfect time to celebrate joy, renewal, and connection. This year, go beyond the ordinary Easter greeting and give your loved ones a reason to giggle.
Pair your thoughtful Easter gift with a joke from this list to create a truly memorable surprise. Whether you're celebrating with family or sending gifts across the miles, a smile in a card can go a long way.
Explore the full Easter collection at Baskits and find the perfect mix of treats, plush bunnies, and heartfelt gifts for every bunny on your list.